So anyway, this is a bitchin blog cause I'm so pissed right now.
As you know I play indooor soccer with some of my mates, anyway we suck pretty bad so we're in the lowest grade. And this is where the story starts:
I wiped the sweat off my forehead. I had just been practicing kicking a few goals while I waited for the rest of my team to arrive. Finally I saw them out of the corner of my eye and I went and joined up with them.
The game was about to start, and they were just in time. I walked onto the field and noticed a few girls. I thought to myself.... "Is this right? We're an all boys team and we're versing girls." I personally quite like girls but to face them in a sport such as indoor soccer was a tad strange.
I shook the suspicion something was wrong. Then I noticed they were all wearing high quaility shin guards, again, "this is out of place" I thought to myself.
BEEEEPPPP the whistle blew and the game was underway, no time to think, just play. Play like a madman. The other team had the ball, I attacked as I normally do, fast and hard, yelling my battle cry!!! Gah!! What happened? He dodged my attack, and not by sheer luck! This is most strange and I took a step back. No! I thought, this guy is good, Too good.
I subbed off and talked to the desk. Hmmm, apparently this is not the team we were supposed to face. What the?
Nooo, this is an A grade Mixed team that was too good. Soo good they moved to the all boys grade. But why were we fighting them? WHY??
Needless to say we were hammered, PWNED, OWNED!!! I could understand. It was not a fair match, our team was annoyed but hey, I shrugged it off. Everyone did, everyone except one person. He was still carrying on like a little girl. For a second I thought I was the one on the mixed team. He normally carries on a bit when we lose and I accept it. But to carry on like that when we were obviously outmatched I thought was inappropraite. He continued to make comments like "oh i hate this game" and "I'm going to quit" *sigh* I wanted to slap him sooo bad.
I walked to the counter to get a drink and I noticed another F grade team, "Hey guys" I said, I recognised them from last season. Turns out, on the internet page, they were the team we were supposed to face. Good work Indoor sports Centre!!
Anyway, they were a player down and asked if i wanted to play on their team for a bit, we played a quick social game with the mixed team that caned us. Unfortunetly, while I had managed to escape injury thus far I got a ball kicked square in my face. AGAIN! Almost broke my glasses. AGAIN. I recovered and kept playing, then I got the ball kicked my nuts. OMFG!!!!
Anyway, that's my rant for today.
Moral of the Story?
- Don't help people.
- Don't play soccer with girls or they'll kick u in the nuts.
Friday, April 20, 2007
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Oh dear, I know I shouldn't but I laughed. You just can't trust sporty girls they stop at nothing to win.
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